life stories

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust, via itscauseyoureafuckinelf)

First Urban Decay did the “Pulp Fiction” line and now MAC is doing a “Rocky Horror Picture Show” line? At some point you have to admit that you’re just being RUDE releasing this stuff when I have no money.

daily diary.

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

(via hermionegrangerandarocketship)

And do not worry about how you are going to finish your homework, do not the birds of the sky all finish their homework on time? And how much cooler are you than birds? Not much, but my Heavenly Father will take care of you anyways

Luke 12: 22-32, Revised College Edition

(saw this on my Facebook wall and cracked up)

(Source: hislittleflower-throughconcrete, via amidtheencirclinggloom)

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via alisonshendrixs)

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

When you’re in the “I like you” “no, I like you more” phase and it turns into “shut the fuck up we’re in a relationship this is an equal thing now” you know you’re doing your relationship the right way