life stories

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

(Source: awfulhappy, via hermionegrangerandarocketship)

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

(via timesforgotten)

Straight White Boy Problem #518

straightwhiteboyproblems:

Pumpkin spice is not from actual pumpkins. I know this because while I was carving a pumpkin in my jango fett costume for halloween in 2nd grade I ate the stuff inside the pumpkin and it does not taste at all like an airy fall essence of sweetness but rather like an unpleasant squash

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

(via goldentulips)